We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
they're like a gay fantastic four
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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