i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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