why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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