omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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