No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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