The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
That accounts for only three of the penises
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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