I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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