You can't motorboat a personality
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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