More tranny stories later!
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize