There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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