So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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