i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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