do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
