I wish I only lived at night.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize