I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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