spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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