i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
where does the pee come out of this thing
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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