Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I understand Curling. That high.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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