I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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