kristin has been a bad kristin
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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