I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Less talking, more tequila
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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