some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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