I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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