I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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