I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
she looked like the before picture.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Randomize