I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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