I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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