I hate all girls vehemently.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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