Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Randomize
