Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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