For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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