Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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