so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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