Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
