Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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