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Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
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