butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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