return my video game
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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