You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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