Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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