covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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