Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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