Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize