Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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