Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
dude. I can hear the air.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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