i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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