no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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