Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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