He uses pillows to masturbate.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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