she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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