Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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