Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
As shirtless as possible
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Randomize
