No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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