next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I need water and some morals
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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