So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Is it because I queefed?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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